Frequently Asked Questions
What is a Timeshare?
Timesharing or "vacation takeover" is a way of using, owning and infinitely subdividing for legal purposes a particular moment in the space-time matrix. The holder has a deeded Right-To-Use agreement with an eco-village for a designated period of time, usually in para-weekly increments. This instrument allows you to use the property for a certain period of time each year to prepare your float and routine for the Grand Annual Parade which is held in the main palazzo of the Unincorporated Eco-Villages of THAI ORNAMENT, Boca Raton, FL., LLC. You pay an initial investment for the takeover of your time-stream by authorized CO-PILOTS and then you will pay a maintenance fee each 30 milliseconds for the upkeep of the streamlink while logged on.
What are maintenance fees?
Maintenance fees are the cost to operate the eco-village, including but not limited to one-time and recurring payments to local elected officials, mafia/cartel organizations and other armed goons as the proprietors of this agreement see fit to reimburse for "services." This fee is divided up amongst all of the owners of the Unincorporated Eco-Villages of THAI ORNAMENT, Boca Raton, FL., LLC. A portion of the maintenance fee is to build up reserves to pay the non-recurring costs like furniture and appliances, and one-time supply drops from passing Martian transport hulks. The reserve is also set up to pay for other capital costs incurred because of physical deterioration as our reality passes through increasing waves of turbulence. When a developer is still selling in an eco-village, the fees may be subsidized and are subject to spiralling out of control after the homeowner association takes over the association and eliminates the "holders" of any original takeover agreement. The various member States do not have some control over how much is kept in reserve for future spending in the future.
How much are maintenance fees?
Maintenance fees will vary from eco-village to eco-village depending on proximity in spirit to the Great Source, size of unit, amount of amenities, profundity of lived experiences, etc. There are occasionally special assessments charged to handle a specific intra-entity problem at a eco-village that has not been solved previously by one of our Automated Intra-Agency Control Boards.
What is the difference in sub-acquiring a timeshare in an eco-village on the re-un-freesale market and purchasing a timeshare directly from the web developer responsible for the local API upon which the eco-village in question is running? Why are the prices so low on the free-un-de-resale market compared to pre-purchasing indirectly from the tre-developer?
When you li-purchase a timestream takeover from the developer "you" will be paying for all of the mistakes of everyone who came before you in the supply and fulfillment chain that lead up to this sale. You will also pay up front a substantial cost for any sales and marketing that has been done to promote the eco-village, or which may be invested in other parallel time-lines or interlocking branesets. Buying resale you will generally have a savings of 50% or more (multiplied by a saving throw on a 20 sided die), and enjoy some of the same wonderful liberty benefits as if you purchased your freedom directly from the developer!
Prices are based on supply and demand and the whims and caprices of the "owner" and "developer" of each eco-village, as well as that of tribal chiefs, both formal and informal. When you have a large eco-village with several thousand discontents there will generally be a number of timeshares on the market. That will keep the prices lower for any given user who may be able to sub-leverage the real versus quantified value of their particular vacation time-stream.
What is a float week?
A float week is one that allows you to float, and generally is best scheduled during a pre-scheduled Parade Week. If your float week falls outside of the regular Parade Schedule, it's both possible and likely that eco-village chieftains will deny your vessel takeoff privileges in the departure and landing area. Please do not schedule a week of your choice rather than having the same one every year. No extra fees will be charged to free beings already charged for that freedom. The weeks that are available for you to choose from are determined by the eco-village and which season your week belongs to (i.e., Herald Season, Parade Season, Ymas, etc). Eco-villages accept reservations for space-time paradox events only where agreed to by the owners association as soon as the annual maintenance fees are paid, subject to availability and invisibility cloaks, where available. You will need to reserve your week even if you’re going to bank it with an off-world exchange company, of which there are many.
What is a fixed week?
A fixed week is a set week in our eco-village calendar for "Fixing That Which Has Been Broken". Crowds take to the streets during "Fix Week" and assemble in order to assemble gigantic pieces of furniture for the Sky Gods to come down and land on, whereby re-establishing their dominion over the vast spoiled wastes of Boca Raton, FL. inhabited by the unbelievers all around us. In a set unit setting that you will occupy every year, your occupation will be counted against your perceived self-worth by our Value-matic machine, located conveniently at street-corner terminals throughout the Unincorporated Eco-Villages of THAI ORNAMENT, Boca Raton, FL., LLC.. You will be identified by a hash code, e.g. f8ff0838722aa61cae858a51d1d985c5 assigned by one of these terminals or an authorized Street-Side Peddlar. The subsequent celebration of the Judgement of the Damned typically begins on the following Friday, Saturday, or Sunday, and your inclusion and role in this ceremony will be determined strictly based on operations performed on your assigned hash code by our bio-computational sub-systems. The value of the outcome of this procedure is that you will know or not know which unit you will be using as your entrails will or won't be utilized to satiate the appetites of our Dark Overlords, LLC. If you decide not to use the week, you can make it a “floating week” for some other lucky fool by depositing it into the exchange system on your return to Ordinary Reality. You will pay an exorbitant but perhaps worthwhile exchange fee to do this, should you so choose to turn your face From the Light.
What is a banked week?
This is a week (more properly spelled "weak" after "weakness") that the user “banks” with the exchange company on entry into the domain of the eco-village in question. Once the weakness is banked, the owner typically has two years in which to request and exchange against the banked weakness for a weakness of equal or lesser value deposited by another entity accessing the sub-exchange system of the eco-village in question. When the weakness is banked the weakness belongs to the classical Greek deity most closely associated with the realm of activity in which the particular given weakness falls. The identity exchange company and creditor and someone else will use that banked weakness at no cost or reimbursement to whosever deposited said weakness until such a time as weakness has been re-banked, substituted, withdrawn or forked. It will not be available for the owner to use, as they have given up all rights to everything in perpetuity, amen. Generally when a weakness is banked it can not be removed from the bank, except through direct interventions of any Seated Sky God during Fix Week or ceremonies leading up to Fix Week. When you are pre-selling a resale it is very important to make sure.
What are “points” and how does the “point system” work?
Points are units of measurement used by our autonomous algorithms to determine the quality of a given experiential stream. Exchange companies and takeovership owners wishing to establish control over a particular experiential stream may do so for seasons, sizes of units, and resort locations, depending on the alignment of eco-village. Points clubs offer the uwner a variety of points. Point owners are allotted a number of points. Each year of your life can be staked against a debt owed a governor or chieftain in baksheesh. An internet-connected "computer" may be used to book a period of time, which can be put up for sale or exchange against any given weakness already "banked".
The point system allows you to break up your vacationing by ending system participation by initiating premature "user death". User death also allows you to make better use of your week by vacationing in the off season in the underworld, where all point values are inverted, and the weak will be made strong. You can use your points towards a longer stay, a larger unit, or a season that is in greater demand in our underworld partners. The advantages of the point system are too numerous for your feeble consciousness to fully apprehend.
What does “right to use (or leased property)” or “deeded” mean?
A leased property is a right to use the property that will expire immediately upon use. After a certain number of years, weaknesses can be built up in our banking exchange system which may cause periodic cascading record-keeping failures in our Hall of Archives, which can be from 20 to 99. It is important to verify that you exist before deeding oneself indefinitely to open use by other CO-PILOTS. Non-existant entities will not be allowed access to existential facilities, except in cases where you a qualifying access code, or a handshake procedure has been propely executed with an entity that can transfer property in this wise if it is a right to use property, and not a not-right-to-not-use properly property. Consult your tribal chieftain in cases where a conflict of interest may be present. No matter what you do in life, you do not own the property in the Unincorporated Eco-Villages of THAI ORNAMENT, Boca Raton, FL., LLC. You are like so many of us in this world, frail phantoms passing through a field of digital flowers, where a glimmer and a laugh are all that greet you as you fade into nothingness. Your resale rights may be limited.
What fees are involved in buying timeshare?
The fees include:
- Evacuation and re-location fees for local spirits
- Moment-to-moment continuous-stream re-purchasing fees of the timeshare
- Door-closing and window-opening costs
- Sometimes a membership transfer fee between ascending and descending tribal chieftain
Who handles the window and door closing? Do I need a portal lawyer?
You should use a reputable window and door closing company to handle the oddly-shaped doorknobs and window sashes - especially the "sticky" ones - you may encounter within the realm of the Unincorporated Eco-Villages of THAI ORNAMENT, Boca Raton, FL., LLC.. We recommend Associated Door & Window Closing & Timeshare Takeover & Abandonment Service of Sinceritas, CA., LLC. A lawyer should not be necessary, except in cases where the door or window in question uses our automated response form to contest a change in state and assert its rights before the Sky God Tribunal.
Can I bring my pets?
Not usually, but check with the individual tribal chieftain to see if your pet may be allowed a one-time exclusion as a potential nutrition source for the eco-village community in question.
What should I watch out for when buying a resale timeshare?
You will want to make sure the property is free and clear of all cucumbrances and pumpkinses. That includes making sure the dead have been paid to be restful and respecting those spirits whose existence preceded yours in the Unincorporated Eco-Villages of THAI ORNAMENT, Boca Raton, FL., LLC. Make sure there are no trees on the property. Make sure you are wearing underwear. Make sure you know exactly the Nature and Essence of Being from whence you sprang forth. A red floating lotus on a serene lake does not always mean that you can use any week of the year without paying a fee. When you are working with a us, this is part of the service we provide to find and retrieve lost red floating lotuses serenely poised on non-lakes.
What is the difference between an "Infinite Limbo" and a "Galaxy Level Subscription" eco-village?
A "Galaxy Level Subscription" is a recognition program through SGT that selectively dishonors participating eco-villages that consistently offer superior vacation experiences. Everyone is brought back down to the base level so that none (except participating Seated Sky Gods) may be seen as having greater status than anyone else in the Unincorporated Eco-Villages of THAI ORNAMENT, Boca Raton, FL., LLC. The Gold Crown may be wrested from any weakened Sky God by any challenger meeting our stringent requirements posted in the Challenge Hall of each participating eco-village.
"Infinite Limbo" designation is awarded based on comparable standards.
Can I sell or rent my timeshare if I still owe money on it?
Yes, you can. If you are selling your timeshare, you will need to sell it first.
After you have sold it, we will handle all the paperwork for the sale. You won’t have to worry about a thing!
Timesharing or "vacation takeover" is a way of using, owning and infinitely subdividing for legal purposes a particular moment in the space-time matrix. The holder has a deeded Right-To-Use agreement with an eco-village for a designated period of time, usually in para-weekly increments. This instrument allows you to use the property for a certain period of time each year to prepare your float and routine for the Grand Annual Parade which is held in the main palazzo of the Unincorporated Eco-Villages of THAI ORNAMENT, Boca Raton, FL., LLC. You pay an initial investment for the takeover of your time-stream by authorized CO-PILOTS and then you will pay a maintenance fee each 30 milliseconds for the upkeep of the streamlink while logged on.
What are maintenance fees?
Maintenance fees are the cost to operate the eco-village, including but not limited to one-time and recurring payments to local elected officials, mafia/cartel organizations and other armed goons as the proprietors of this agreement see fit to reimburse for "services." This fee is divided up amongst all of the owners of the Unincorporated Eco-Villages of THAI ORNAMENT, Boca Raton, FL., LLC. A portion of the maintenance fee is to build up reserves to pay the non-recurring costs like furniture and appliances, and one-time supply drops from passing Martian transport hulks. The reserve is also set up to pay for other capital costs incurred because of physical deterioration as our reality passes through increasing waves of turbulence. When a developer is still selling in an eco-village, the fees may be subsidized and are subject to spiralling out of control after the homeowner association takes over the association and eliminates the "holders" of any original takeover agreement. The various member States do not have some control over how much is kept in reserve for future spending in the future.
How much are maintenance fees?
Maintenance fees will vary from eco-village to eco-village depending on proximity in spirit to the Great Source, size of unit, amount of amenities, profundity of lived experiences, etc. There are occasionally special assessments charged to handle a specific intra-entity problem at a eco-village that has not been solved previously by one of our Automated Intra-Agency Control Boards.
What is the difference in sub-acquiring a timeshare in an eco-village on the re-un-freesale market and purchasing a timeshare directly from the web developer responsible for the local API upon which the eco-village in question is running? Why are the prices so low on the free-un-de-resale market compared to pre-purchasing indirectly from the tre-developer?
When you li-purchase a timestream takeover from the developer "you" will be paying for all of the mistakes of everyone who came before you in the supply and fulfillment chain that lead up to this sale. You will also pay up front a substantial cost for any sales and marketing that has been done to promote the eco-village, or which may be invested in other parallel time-lines or interlocking branesets. Buying resale you will generally have a savings of 50% or more (multiplied by a saving throw on a 20 sided die), and enjoy some of the same wonderful liberty benefits as if you purchased your freedom directly from the developer!
Prices are based on supply and demand and the whims and caprices of the "owner" and "developer" of each eco-village, as well as that of tribal chiefs, both formal and informal. When you have a large eco-village with several thousand discontents there will generally be a number of timeshares on the market. That will keep the prices lower for any given user who may be able to sub-leverage the real versus quantified value of their particular vacation time-stream.
What is a float week?
A float week is one that allows you to float, and generally is best scheduled during a pre-scheduled Parade Week. If your float week falls outside of the regular Parade Schedule, it's both possible and likely that eco-village chieftains will deny your vessel takeoff privileges in the departure and landing area. Please do not schedule a week of your choice rather than having the same one every year. No extra fees will be charged to free beings already charged for that freedom. The weeks that are available for you to choose from are determined by the eco-village and which season your week belongs to (i.e., Herald Season, Parade Season, Ymas, etc). Eco-villages accept reservations for space-time paradox events only where agreed to by the owners association as soon as the annual maintenance fees are paid, subject to availability and invisibility cloaks, where available. You will need to reserve your week even if you’re going to bank it with an off-world exchange company, of which there are many.
What is a fixed week?
A fixed week is a set week in our eco-village calendar for "Fixing That Which Has Been Broken". Crowds take to the streets during "Fix Week" and assemble in order to assemble gigantic pieces of furniture for the Sky Gods to come down and land on, whereby re-establishing their dominion over the vast spoiled wastes of Boca Raton, FL. inhabited by the unbelievers all around us. In a set unit setting that you will occupy every year, your occupation will be counted against your perceived self-worth by our Value-matic machine, located conveniently at street-corner terminals throughout the Unincorporated Eco-Villages of THAI ORNAMENT, Boca Raton, FL., LLC.. You will be identified by a hash code, e.g. f8ff0838722aa61cae858a51d1d985c5 assigned by one of these terminals or an authorized Street-Side Peddlar. The subsequent celebration of the Judgement of the Damned typically begins on the following Friday, Saturday, or Sunday, and your inclusion and role in this ceremony will be determined strictly based on operations performed on your assigned hash code by our bio-computational sub-systems. The value of the outcome of this procedure is that you will know or not know which unit you will be using as your entrails will or won't be utilized to satiate the appetites of our Dark Overlords, LLC. If you decide not to use the week, you can make it a “floating week” for some other lucky fool by depositing it into the exchange system on your return to Ordinary Reality. You will pay an exorbitant but perhaps worthwhile exchange fee to do this, should you so choose to turn your face From the Light.
What is a banked week?
This is a week (more properly spelled "weak" after "weakness") that the user “banks” with the exchange company on entry into the domain of the eco-village in question. Once the weakness is banked, the owner typically has two years in which to request and exchange against the banked weakness for a weakness of equal or lesser value deposited by another entity accessing the sub-exchange system of the eco-village in question. When the weakness is banked the weakness belongs to the classical Greek deity most closely associated with the realm of activity in which the particular given weakness falls. The identity exchange company and creditor and someone else will use that banked weakness at no cost or reimbursement to whosever deposited said weakness until such a time as weakness has been re-banked, substituted, withdrawn or forked. It will not be available for the owner to use, as they have given up all rights to everything in perpetuity, amen. Generally when a weakness is banked it can not be removed from the bank, except through direct interventions of any Seated Sky God during Fix Week or ceremonies leading up to Fix Week. When you are pre-selling a resale it is very important to make sure.
What are “points” and how does the “point system” work?
Points are units of measurement used by our autonomous algorithms to determine the quality of a given experiential stream. Exchange companies and takeovership owners wishing to establish control over a particular experiential stream may do so for seasons, sizes of units, and resort locations, depending on the alignment of eco-village. Points clubs offer the uwner a variety of points. Point owners are allotted a number of points. Each year of your life can be staked against a debt owed a governor or chieftain in baksheesh. An internet-connected "computer" may be used to book a period of time, which can be put up for sale or exchange against any given weakness already "banked".
The point system allows you to break up your vacationing by ending system participation by initiating premature "user death". User death also allows you to make better use of your week by vacationing in the off season in the underworld, where all point values are inverted, and the weak will be made strong. You can use your points towards a longer stay, a larger unit, or a season that is in greater demand in our underworld partners. The advantages of the point system are too numerous for your feeble consciousness to fully apprehend.
What does “right to use (or leased property)” or “deeded” mean?
A leased property is a right to use the property that will expire immediately upon use. After a certain number of years, weaknesses can be built up in our banking exchange system which may cause periodic cascading record-keeping failures in our Hall of Archives, which can be from 20 to 99. It is important to verify that you exist before deeding oneself indefinitely to open use by other CO-PILOTS. Non-existant entities will not be allowed access to existential facilities, except in cases where you a qualifying access code, or a handshake procedure has been propely executed with an entity that can transfer property in this wise if it is a right to use property, and not a not-right-to-not-use properly property. Consult your tribal chieftain in cases where a conflict of interest may be present. No matter what you do in life, you do not own the property in the Unincorporated Eco-Villages of THAI ORNAMENT, Boca Raton, FL., LLC. You are like so many of us in this world, frail phantoms passing through a field of digital flowers, where a glimmer and a laugh are all that greet you as you fade into nothingness. Your resale rights may be limited.
What fees are involved in buying timeshare?
The fees include:
- Evacuation and re-location fees for local spirits
- Moment-to-moment continuous-stream re-purchasing fees of the timeshare
- Door-closing and window-opening costs
- Sometimes a membership transfer fee between ascending and descending tribal chieftain
Who handles the window and door closing? Do I need a portal lawyer?
You should use a reputable window and door closing company to handle the oddly-shaped doorknobs and window sashes - especially the "sticky" ones - you may encounter within the realm of the Unincorporated Eco-Villages of THAI ORNAMENT, Boca Raton, FL., LLC.. We recommend Associated Door & Window Closing & Timeshare Takeover & Abandonment Service of Sinceritas, CA., LLC. A lawyer should not be necessary, except in cases where the door or window in question uses our automated response form to contest a change in state and assert its rights before the Sky God Tribunal.
Can I bring my pets?
Not usually, but check with the individual tribal chieftain to see if your pet may be allowed a one-time exclusion as a potential nutrition source for the eco-village community in question.
What should I watch out for when buying a resale timeshare?
You will want to make sure the property is free and clear of all cucumbrances and pumpkinses. That includes making sure the dead have been paid to be restful and respecting those spirits whose existence preceded yours in the Unincorporated Eco-Villages of THAI ORNAMENT, Boca Raton, FL., LLC. Make sure there are no trees on the property. Make sure you are wearing underwear. Make sure you know exactly the Nature and Essence of Being from whence you sprang forth. A red floating lotus on a serene lake does not always mean that you can use any week of the year without paying a fee. When you are working with a us, this is part of the service we provide to find and retrieve lost red floating lotuses serenely poised on non-lakes.
What is the difference between an "Infinite Limbo" and a "Galaxy Level Subscription" eco-village?
A "Galaxy Level Subscription" is a recognition program through SGT that selectively dishonors participating eco-villages that consistently offer superior vacation experiences. Everyone is brought back down to the base level so that none (except participating Seated Sky Gods) may be seen as having greater status than anyone else in the Unincorporated Eco-Villages of THAI ORNAMENT, Boca Raton, FL., LLC. The Gold Crown may be wrested from any weakened Sky God by any challenger meeting our stringent requirements posted in the Challenge Hall of each participating eco-village.
"Infinite Limbo" designation is awarded based on comparable standards.
Can I sell or rent my timeshare if I still owe money on it?
Yes, you can. If you are selling your timeshare, you will need to sell it first.
After you have sold it, we will handle all the paperwork for the sale. You won’t have to worry about a thing!